People Who Don’t Want Us Enjoying The Small Things In Life

People Who Talk During Movies

There’s nothing worse than being emotionally invested in a movie or reading a book, only to have the end ruined. Some people need duct tape wrapped over their mouth because they feel the need to blurt out what’s going to happen in the next scene in a weird “I’ve already seen this” power trip. Writing the climax of the story on the front page is like the ticket guy at the movie theatre saying “Darth is Luke’s Dad” before watching Star Wars.