People Who Don’t Want Us Enjoying The Small Things In Life

There’s a group of people who set out to do good in the world. Unfortunately, there are also people who just want to watch the world burn and make life as hard as possible for the rest of us. This is the kid at recess who was basically doing reconnaissance missions for the teachers and would get anyone in trouble if they broke the tiniest rule. This is the parent whose first words to their kid as soon as they left the whom was “Santa Claus isn’t real”. These people are the bottom of the barrel and walk the same streets as you and me.

Coming up you’ll find out how far one person is willing to go to ensure their significant other breaks a hip.

This Is Pure Evil

There isn’t a simpler pleasure than licking the middle of an Oreo before sauteeing it in milk until it becomes so soggy that it’s barely edible. This disgusting crime of replacing the creamy middle with toothpaste should come with a life sentence attached to it. This would set a precedent for how serious we take assaulting Oreos.