People Who Clearly Found The One While You’re Still Sitting There Single
99 Problems But A Cute Jersey Ain’t One

I didn’t realize how important it was to tell everyone your problems in the form of a couples jersey. Here’s the issue with couple’s jerseys though — if you go alone to a game (say with the guys or with the girls) then you’re just going to be walking around confusing everyone. To each their own I guess.
If you can’t have an uncomfortably hilarious face swap with your partner, are you really going to last? That’s coming up.