People Who Clearly Found The One While You’re Still Sitting There Single

Scooter Mcgavin

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Statistics show that the grocery store floor collects the most bacteria out of any other surface on the planet. Yes, even more than your belly button, which has been suctioning lint into it since you’ve put on the first baby jumper. My statistics have no proof, but just assume it’s true. This is another couple who will NEVER have to worry about collecting that grocery store bacteria. It’s smart.