People Who Can’t Help But Be Overly Dramatic

Not True

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This is why I don’t buy Apple products, they’re always so dramatic — like the people who own them. I’ll have you know there is at least one person who wants me and that person is my mother. In fact, we were on the phone just last night and she told me she loved me very much, so yeah. Take that, iPhone.