People Who Can’t Help But Be Overly Dramatic

Not A Fan, Apparently

Yeah, we get it. Mall Santa isn’t wearing the hat and he probably stinks of whiskey, but that’s still no reason to freak out, kid. Just sit there and pretend to be happy so we can take a picture and it’ll all be over before you know it. Did we mention the drunk old fat man in a red clown costume only gives you a gift at the end if you’re nice? Well, then…