People Who Are Hogging All Of The Confidence From The Rest Of Us

Fresh Out The Shower

I guess it pays off to live a few steps from a Walmart. He was probably already in the shower when he noticed that he had run of shampoo and body wash. Instead of wasting time putting on clothes, he did what any happily retired man would do in his situation. He wrapped a towel around his waist, slipped on some flippy-floppies and walked to the store.

Who do you think cared less about their surroundings? This guy or the guy three examples later who showed up at someone else’s wedding wearing a wedding dress.