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If Usain Bolt Can Run Fast, Anything Is Possible

Hippos might be big, but don’t underestimate them. They can come after you when you least expect it. Once they do, you have to pull a Forrest Gump. With some glimmer of hope, you’ll be as fast as Usain Bolt. This would be hilarious if it were to happen at a zoo.