People Who Are Cool And All But Let’s Really Hope They Don’t Reproduce
We're all different and unique which is what makes this world so interesting to live in. Everyone has a story to tell and a reason for their actions. We're all a little bit weird in some way, but let's be honest here, some people are just straight up crazy.
Yes, I'm thinking of Jacob from your second-grade class who always drew pictures of dill pickles in Spanx carrying an oversized trombone on every subject binder. It's the people who confuse you everytime they do something or even open their mouths. We love them, but can only be around them in doses. This is why it's totally cool that they're around, but honestly, it's probably best if they don't reproduce.
Dog People Are Too Much Sometimes
Okay, so either crazy dog people have always existed in the darkness or social media has just exposed their absolute insanity. Dogs don't care about what they're dressed in, nor do they care to be posing on a pumpkin wearing sunglasses that even Stevie Wonder would say no to.
No Thank You
This is like the bad version of the Kool-Aid man. It's pretty chill if the Kool-Aid man jumps through your wall like he does in the commercials, but this guy is another story. He looks like the racist Facebook obsessed drug dealer from your hometown that constantly shares questionably fake news articles about other cultures.
When Fictional Filters Are Too Real
What really sucks is when you realize a Snapchat filter that was meant to be a joke actually looks like you. It looks like they literally just took this girl's look and made it into a way to make people laugh. I don't know, but I think that could be the most demoralizing moments of your life.
Moms That Glow
It's amazing if you're a mom that is also pretty. But when you're a mom that's pretty and bashes your daughter, it can get a bit excessive. This mom wanted her daughter to know where she got her looks from with no confusion. It's basically saying, "anything you can do I can do better" which is a questionable narrative coming from a parent.
Bae Caught Me Sleepin'
When you're so lonely all the time, it's hard to stay truthful to yourself and others. This guy needs to let people know that he's not alone when he actually is alone, so he lied. He didn't do it very well because he smeared the character of the person in front of him as some sort of creepy stalker that no one is buying.
When You're Lighting Is On Fleek
Graduation pictures are important. They're the biggest picture in those picture frame collages on your parent's and grandparent's walls. They're the pictures that are first shown off to friends and distant family so they need to be good. Lighting is important and if you don't like something, change it — which is exactly what happened here.
"THIS GUY IS ON FIRE" - Paraphrased Alycia Keys
So, if you've never seen a human demon before, you have now apparently. Why does this kid look like the weird nerdy cousin of Frankenstein? Kudos to him for taking one for the team by allowing a campfire to be presented on his head while his friends are freezing cold. It's still bizarre though.
Dedicated To The Game
If you've ever snuck out of your room before, you know that it's an art. Only people who put the time in to perfectly craft the getaway are the ones that will succeed. There needs to be a plan B and a plan C and even a plan D if you're parents come into your room.
Immediate Red Flag
So if you ever walk into a house and you see their old dog as a rug on their floor, you need to immediately turn around and walk out of the house. I'm not a psychologist but I think that's the first red flag to determine whether someone is a serial killer. If they're willing to step on their old dead dog all day, that's a really bad sign.
Again, Dog People...
I can't say enough about these crazy dog fanatics. I get that you love your dog, but let's remember its intellectual ability to understand what's going on around them. No dog wants to have to wear shoes, nevermind sandals that make them look like a 45-year-old dad during a mid-life crisis.
Janet From HR
There's that one person who goes all out for absolutely every themed event in the office and it's mildly infuriating. Like, Janet, you're making us all look really bad when you come in dressed like a perfect Christmas tree. We thought that wearing red and green would be enough, but NO, you have to come in straight from the Griswald's house to show us all up.
THAT Teacher
When you have a teacher that tries REALLY hard to fit in and it turns out to just really cringe. Mr. Smith, you don't need to dress like a dog so that you can relate to all the pet lovers in the class. Again, I'm no doctor, but I feel like there needs to be a diagnosis of some sort to fill this mental void.
When The Desperation Level Gets Severe
We've all been there. The dreaded dry spell where you try, try, try to hang out with your crush but it just never seems to come to fruition. While some people will turn that rejection into finding less attractive people, others will turn to inanimate objects. This girl took the crappiest choice, no pun intended, but kind of pun intended.
Duck, Duck, Goose Castle
Duck's deserve to get pampered too, right? NO. Why? This duck is still going to hate you for 23 hours of the day (the only hour it will like you is when you're feeding it) even if you make a cardboard castle for it. In fact, the most sensitive part of a duck is the top of its head, so I'm sure that crown is just the biggest nuisance.
Big Man, Little Feet
It's fine to have one of these guys walking around, but he should not be able to have kids. First of all, it would be nearly impossible to have his physical stability with those little legs. Second, I'd already been surprised if he wasn't in one of those "this is why you should never skip leg day" memes. Just an awful existence.
We'll Miss You Adam
We can't have any more whipped men getting into relationships and completely ditching their friend group. Adam left these guys four months ago and this was a snapshot of the funeral they held for him. They're still crossing their fingers for a resurrection but it hasn't happened yet.
"I'm All I Need"
There's a deeper lesson in this picture. We need to learn to love ourselves and be able to navigate through life under our own command. If you have to marry yourself, then you have to marry yourself and that's perfectly fine. It's cheaper, less stressful, and less annoying. The overall utility is much higher.
Ketchup And Liqueur, Get It?
Students are out here with so much student loan debt that they can't even afford to buy a drink. Scratch that, they can't even afford to buy a big bottle of Ketchup to drink, so they have to resort to drinking from the free packets. It's actually surprisingly refreshing so don't knock it till you try it.
"It's For Context"
Sometimes, to completely appreciate a color you have to see it in context. In this case, she has to find objects that would compliment her nails nicely. Now, I'm not going to say that the slice of ham does any justice to her nails but what I will say is that it's making me hungry.
It's All About Perspective
One of the main lessons to learn in life is that perception is everything. Social media allows you to put up this front that you're invincible and that you're a star even when you're dying inside. It allows you to be on a beach in Dubai when you're really in a backyard near Kansas.
