People Out Here Just Trying To Make It In This Cruel, Dark World

People Who Steal Your Mat

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Whoever thinks it’s a cool idea to steal someone’s mat is a real idiot. Sure, it might be a harmless prank, but what exactly are you trying to achieve here? It’s not like you’re going to end up on America’s Most Wanted anytime soon, not that we don’t want to see your face on there.