People In For Another Bad Day And It’s Not Going To Get Any Better

Excuse To Call In Sick

For those of you who don’t have to drive in six feet of snow in the wintertime, be grateful. It’s the absolute worst.

You learn to appreciate having your skin burn on the leather seats in the summer, because scraping ice off your windshield in the winter is a crime fit for a Saw movie. If it’s so cold that the handle breaks off of your car, it’s confirmation to just go back to bed and try again tomorrow.

Once the handle is fixed, you better hope that the gear-switch isn’t busted.