People Who Have No Idea What They’re Doing But They’re In Too Deep Now
No person in the world can know everything, but we can hope that we have a basic grasp of reality. Unfortunately, having common sense is a rare trait and it gets people into all sorts of predicaments that absolutely could have been avoided.
Honestly, I can't believe that someone thought putting dry ice in the toilet was a good idea. Just check out what these people thought was a good idea, and try not to shake your head too hard.
What A Rookie Mistake
This person posted their brand new American Express card on Instagram with all the information for everyone to see.
Some internet thieves probably saw it and thought this is way too easy.
Always Choose Anonymous
Life tip: Don't single yourself out on Google reviews. I appreciate her spirit, but this was sloppy.
They should have named her blonde because this mistake is too obvious to forgive.
Well, That Was Foolish
This person didn't realize until it was too late that they were using the dog's toothpaste to brush their teeth.
Apparently it does, in fact, taste like chicken, so there is that.
This Is Awkward
To be fair, there were many times when Brian could have corrected her.
Either that, or he always had Steve with him and thought Rachel was just really into the dog.
They're Going To Be Hearing From That Cat
They didn't even bother to try and peel it for the poor kitty. They don't have thumbs!
But, since it was a toddler I think we can file this one away with 'it's the thought that counts'.
What Face Mask Is This?
You can't turn your back on a child even for a second because that's all it takes for them to get caught up in something they have no business doing.
Looks like a little leather face in training.
At Leave Eva Was Polite
When you're already dealing with the stress of a car accident, it probably felt nice that someone wanted to pay a little attention to her.
I hope Susan posted them all to Facebook after.
Just A Bit Slippery?
You would think that packing running shoes for your hike down the Grand Canyon would have been the right thing to do, but this is not the case after a wintery ice storm.
Maybe check the forecast next time.
She Did Her Best
I hope that things work out for them and they can look back on this exchange and laugh about how oblivious he was.
It's kind of endearing, to be honest.
That Is One Soggy Sandwich
This is the walk of a man who has accepted his defeat. What was it that brought down the great Subway sandwich?
We may never know, but we lost a hero this day.
He Knows What He Did
Remember when you were old enough that your mom would leave you in the car when she went to get groceries and she told you to keep the doors locked no matter what?
Pete is just being a good boy.
Those Are Some Crispy Legs
This is what happens when you don't apply sunscreen properly after coming out of the water. It's not even going to fade into a nice tan as it heals.
What a shame.
It Takes One Of Every Kind
I'm not sure how a person could think that NASA was an individual.
If they found that information, surely they could have read a little further to see the truth behind their foolishness.
Is It Worth It?
Was putting the band-aid on really going to be worth the pain of taking it off?
Not to worry, a little bit of rubbing alcohol should do the trick... or some drinking alcohol.
The Face Of Regret
Sometimes indecision is worse than the wrong decision as this bird will later tell you in his memoir titled The In-Between: A Story of Not Knowing If You Should Leave or Stay.
I would say both is a great option.
Snapchat Is Next-Level Terrifying
This must be what it looks like when I have that argument with myself about eating at home.
I fake being unsure of which to choose but the inner me knows that I'm ordering in and I could not care less about the food I have at home.
Who Needs A Makeup Sponge Anyway?
You should always be very careful about the advice you take off the internet.
Not everything you read is real. If you put a makeup sponge in the microwave, it will catch on fire.
Leave It To The Professionals
I can see how this would happen when you're in the middle of putting together the garage door opener.
Luckily, it looks like it will be easy enough to fix.
Always Read The Small Print
This person won a giveaway but didn't check what the prize was, so needless to say she was a little upset when she got this embarrassing and revealing T-shirt in the mail.
Honestly, that shirt is likely better than anything she was going to order.
Some One Needs To Chill
It's one thing to have trust issues, but this is a little much.
They clearly have some other things to talk about when she gets back from the craft store.
Looks Like The Start Of A Horror Film
I'm not even going to even ask why someone put dry ice in the toilet and just jump right to where they got the dry ice in such a quantity they thought it was cleaner.
Run. Just run.
Well, It Isn't Wrong
The email was supposed to say "I am worried I don't understand some of the material for the next test."
He pretty much got his point across though, just in fewer words.
Throw The Whole Thing Out
No one wants a self-tanner that is going to burn you!
If that's the route that we wanted to take then we would just go outside and lie down in the sun.
This Is The Opposite Of A Problem
This looks so cozy and soft.
Like a warm, clean-smelling hug that's going to keep you safe from all the things in life that are trying to bring you down.
What Did He Say?
Siri is a true friend. She's just trying to help her shoot her shot.
Maybe she was talking to the Siri on the other guy's phone and it's a Parent Trap situation where they're trying to make them fall in love.
But Is It Art?
It just goes to show you that people will believe anything if they really want to.
You could make the argument that the interaction is an art installment itself, or some kind of social experiment.
How Upsetting
This person received a text from their mom who was having a hard time putting on her fake eyelashes because she didn't have her glasses on, only to eventually see she was trying to glue a dead fly to her eye.
I don't think I would ever touch my eye after this day.
He Looks So Proud
Just let him have this one. He put in the effort, they're a pretty purple, and he obviously bought them out of love.
Just make a nice salad together and call it a night.
Caught In The Act!
We're all missing the bigger question here — what kind of nightclub has art so good that someone is going to try and steal it?
Maybe he's just a hired hand and doesn't know the answer either.
That's A Lot Of Plagiarism
Any student knows that time in the semester where it might be worth the risk to hand in a paper that isn't all yours for the sake of your own sanity.
108% getting kicked out of school.
It Will Come Back In Style
To be fair, working in retail is horrifying sometimes.
People get really mean and the wrath of this persons' manager might be nothing compared to the Karen he was dealing with.
The Look Of Betrayal
Apparently, a group decision was made to get off the train a few stations early, but they didn't inform this guy, so it really couldn't have been a group decision, could it?
Godspeed sir.
An Attempt Was Made
I always go to the internet for advice like almost every normal person, but I will also be the first person to tell you that it might not be the best place to actually take advice from.
Case in point: this "boiled" egg.
"I Found The Spoon!"
The thing about tablespoons, like the one in this loaf of bread, is that you never really notice that they are missing until you find them somewhere you never expected to see one.
This might be one of the last places I'd expect to see one.
The Face Of True Regret
They say that a beard is like makeup for men, and I think that this guy is starting to see that that might be true.
Let's hope that he can grow that bad boy out quickly.
Goodbye Dinner
Hindsight has 20/20 stars I guess.
Let this fail be a lesson to all the food bloggers out there that sauce is in fact affected by gravity and will spill off your plate if tempted.
Maybe Not Today, No
See, this dog thought that they wanted to go outside, but then they put their cute little beans in that snow and decided that maybe they didn't want to go out after all.
Wise choice.
Never Try And Knock A Drink Down
It might make sense to buy another drink to knock down one that was stuck, but I feel like logic dictates that if one got stuck, the other one might too.
Oops.
How Could You Get It This Wrong?
They wanted the middle of this cake to be a Nintendo Switch and they send a photo for reference.
Instead, they got that reference photo printed onto the cake because that's the same.
The Heartbreak Is Palpable
This guy had a really long night of drinking and just wanted to eat his burrito, but life and gravity had other plans for him.
He looks like he just had his heart broken.
The Cat Is The Real Winner Here
This was the last moment that they got to spend thinking that they're going to spend the evening eating some delicious chicken.
The cat got to it first. Classic cats.
It's The Effort That Counts
The most hilarious thing about this is that that dog is not going to stop because their determination is admirable but also incredibly annoying. T
hat cupcake is not for him!
That Is Quite The View
This place had an ad letting everyone who was looking at it know that the patio had an excellent view.
What they neglected to say was that the view was the literal wall of the next building.
