Passive-Aggressive Coworkers Who Are Clearly HR’S BFFL
It's not a work environment unless someone delivers a passive-aggressive note in the office. It's pretty unlikely that notes will defuse the tension in the workspace. Heck, we all had to do it at least once during our years on the job. They really just show an employees effort to seek some kind of revenge against their coworker. The notes will usually mention someone not keeping the kitchen clean or who have no idea how to work a printer.
Never Forget The Ice Machine
The second the ice machine breaks down, the post-it drama becomes a reality. It's pretty much like forcibly watching Days Of Our Lives with your grandmother, except that it's at work. All you can really do is pray to the office Gods that the machine will be fixed.
Spoiler Alert: Work From Home
Anytime someone brings up this show at work on Monday, there's always one person who didn't watch it. Just a friendly reminder for those of you who do this, maybe it's best to work from home? You know, set your PVR then watch the episode while working.
Who Debbie, Who!?
Then whose food is it Debbie? It's like you know how to make notes but only about yourself. We know you're trying to stay out of trouble so that's rather smart to do that.
Be Like Steve
Steve Jobs' face lines up perfectly with the note. He looks so smug that he would know not to print large jobs. That would be funny if Apple actually had this in their office. On second thought, maybe it's best not to have it up in the company Jobs founded.
Alert And Aware Of The Note
We have ourselves a troll in the office space. Maybe it was Carol from HR who clearly knows the ins and outs of the building. It's notes like this where everyone should know that it's a fire exit. Thankfully, this wasn't typed out in comic sans on Microsoft.
Please, Just Stop Already
Damn, Debbie! You put your name on the food that's not yours, so you go ahead and eat everyone else's? You have so many lessons to learn my friend. Maybe even how to stay on a diet or keeping your hands to yourself.
Don't Worry About A Thing
Even from the lyrics of Bob Marley, this printer is crap. All Bob wanted to do was jam with hue and get their documents printed off in time before the long weekend. It's only funny until you actually realize the person printed a document all in color ink.
Never Use Comic Sans
Good for you for making a statement. Did anyone tell you not to have things typed out in Comic Sans? You're just asking for someone to give you a pointless reminder. However, they probably did this just to aggravate the ones who never ever use this font for anything.
It's Too Late To Say Sorry
Gee, you know Debbie doesn't do much work when she doesn't have a pen. But saying it in ketchup? She doesn't seem very sorry that she had to apologize for tomato sauce. It's like Debbie is the evil Jim Halpert nobody wanted to see come to life in The Office.
Passive-Aggressive Flow Chart
How rude. One coworker clearly doesn't want anyone to waste time in the room. Also, they pretty much want you to go away if you're going to waste time on Snapchat all day long. If someone did this at my office space, I'd shove it right in front of their face.
Nothing But Love For The Mug
They were asking for it. Perhaps it would be better to bring your mug with you from home. That way, you don't have to worry about leaving it at work and no one will be able to touch. This would have been avoided if someone actually applied common sense.
Spoiled Milk Things
Okay, so Debbie actually does some kind of work in arts or design. That's an excellent drawing of a milk carton but now no one can have it with their coffee. There are going to be so many upset people thanks to someone not closing the fridge.
Complain Or Suck It Up
Well, this is rather strange. All you need to do is tape the lever down and pull the pin. Obviously, don't go touching the grenade in your father's office. He's playing a prank, but let's hope that's a fake grenade and not a real one. Although, it's rather daring to pull it.
Don't Mess With The Skid Marker
Never joke about someone's bowel movements. It might be disturbing to some, but some people can't even stand using a public bathroom. To think, somebody at work is going to be doing this every single day. My advice to you is to make sure you do your stuff on the toilet before leaving for work.
Mr. Potato Head Goes Missing
Nice touch with the french fry at the bottom of the page, Debbie. That's one way to set a coworker straight. However, who the hell brings a Mr. Potato head to the office? You're just asking for it to be kidnapped.
Where Did You Go?
The second you leave the office for about 20 minutes, people are going to start to get worried. They'll assume that you went home for the day or you quit your job. Once you come back, you'll realize how much you mean to the folks you work with every day.
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
The same thing could be said about traffic lights. You constantly push the button but the light stays green. It would be amazing if they made the traffic light go by faster. It doesn't help with having to be patient to cross the street, let alone wait for something to print.
Name & Shame Those Fools
Of all the things Debbie did, she would throw her co-workers under the bus. You can't blame her because nobody wants to walk into work smelling like death and tuna. At least she listed the culprits but covered their eyes. These people are going to be hated for a while.
Someday Somebody Will Know Better
This is a sign for a new printer. If it's not going to work and print your papers, then start looking for a new one. Honestly, it's quite fun looking for a new printer. Outside of buying it, you get to destroy the old one like those guys did in one of the best scenes from Office Space.
Do The Dishes
It's a big pet peeve for people who put in the effort to wash their own dishes. The ones who don't are lazy and they expect someone else to clean up after them. Hey, this isn't your home, it's an office space, so clean up or you'll see your dirty dishes on your desk.
