Painful Rejections That Are Funny To Observe From A Distance

She’s A Keeper

It’s a cute gesture and a fine bit of wordplay to get your girlfriend soccer gloves to be able to say “she’s a keeper,” but it does come with some consequences. You know she wanted that necklace from Sephora and the Kylie Lip Kit, so prepare for those gloves to find a home aggressively on your cheek very shortly.