Painful Rejections That Are Funny To Observe From A Distance

Get You Someone Who Can’t Reject You

Why risk getting rejected when asking a girl to prom when you can just buy a blow-up doll who will never reject you? This guy’s date is the belle of the ball and doesn’t require you to awkwardly do a photoshoot with her entire extended family. This is a no-strings-attached relationship in which he can feel no remorse by not texting her the next day.