Oregonians Are Freaking Out Now That They Can Pump Their Own Gas, And We’re All Confused

The Odor Will Be Too Much To Handle

Right now I’m picturing the entire state of Oregon picking up the pump looking at it all confused, and then spraying themselves in the face like when you’re waiting for the water hose to turn on. Unless you bathe in the gasoline that’s about to go into your car, I don’t know how this is going to affect your odor.