Oregonians Are Freaking Out Now That They Can Pump Their Own Gas, And We’re All Confused

Ah, The Health Effects…

I feel like people who have never pumped their own gas before are thinking it’s like going into a coal mine for three years before returning to their car. If doing this was as much of a Hunger Games act as people are making it seem, there would be a reality show based on it in New Jersey instead of the one we’ve come to know previously.