Oregonians Are Freaking Out Now That They Can Pump Their Own Gas, And We’re All Confused

It’s A Very Serious Issue

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If there’s anything we’ve learned over the years, it’s that people are very protective of their jobs. Now, to be fair, it seems like far too many of us seem to be above gas pumping, but most of the time, finding work is a simple matter of supply and demand. Clearly, there’s a demand in Oregon that needs to be filled ASAP.