Oh, You Thought Your Roommate Was Bad? Just Wait Till You Read These Roommate Horror Stories

They Won’t Notice

It’s a skill to be able to steal your roommate’s food without them noticing. It’s all about perception and not taking too much. You want your roommate to look at, say, the piece of pizza and think that a piece of it might be gone but they’re not 100% sure. They don’t know why it looks smaller, but it does. They might even confront you about it to which you ask for proof that they can’t provide.