Just Another Sign Of How We’ve Gone Too Far And There’s Really No Turning Back
Be careful out there.
There is a special place on the internet where you can find all the random things in the world. Google and Reddit are just a few of those types of websites where you can find anything. Just don't go too far down the rabbit hole. Once you see something that's out of the ordinary, there's no turning back. It can be something dumb that's being hyped as the next best thing since the fidget spinner. Enjoy these ideas that might sound like they're too good to be true, but really, they aren't.
Cheeseburger In A Can, Anyone?
Never knew this was a thing, but here it is. A delicious cheeseburger in a can doesn't actually sound that appealing. It seems like this is the type of food for people who love SPAM for some odd reason. Anyway, for five bucks, you're saving so much money.
Worst Place For A Selfie Stick
Okay, stop it. Selfie sticks are annoying, and there's a reason why people want to snap them in half. For reasons like this, a selfie stick should never be in use when two girls are on the can. Sure, girls go to the loo together, but the selfie game is a bit too much.
Unicycles Are Welcome
Suck on that, motorists who have more than one wheel. This is such a troll that could inspire the youth to take up unicycling. Watch it become an Olympic sport one day.
Missing Glove Anyone?
Too bad this isn't like Idle Hands. Although, that would make for an interesting sequel to the nineties cult-following movie. But, we're still curious how this became a thing. If anything, the delivery person probably got the glove caught in the tape and dropped it off without realizing.
Rolling On The Freeway
Screw sidewalks. If you're in a hurry, then take the freeway like no tomorrow. It's not like they're going to get into an accident. There's nobody out on the road, and clearly, this person has zero cares in the world. Let's just hope the cops don't pull them over.
Red Light, Green Light
This is what happens when someone takes things a little too seriously. They don't actually have to stop, but I guess they lived in a strict household growing up.
Congrats, You're Going To Be A Parent!
Welcome to your first dad joke. It's important to have the shower at a 'toasty' temperature so it's relaxing after dealing with a crying baby. See, parenting surprises can always be fun. However, that's a lot of toast to prove a point that someone is going to be a dad.
PUT YOUR FEET DOWN!
A pet peeve if I ever saw one. People who do this, I hope you get what's coming to you. It's not fair, nor is it necessary for somebody to do this. If anyone could, they could smack their feet or spray them with Febreeze. That way, nobody gets stuck with that feet smell.
Checkmarks That Actually Mean Something
Outside of school, who knew checkmarks had such a purpose, especially for people who use public bathrooms? Thank you for flushing the stuff other people don't want to see!
Hotline Bling
You used to call me on my fidget phone? Oh no, now these fidget spinners are becoming cellphones. This will easily target any Millenial who wants a phone, along with their love for fidget spinners. It won't be long before teachers ban these "phones" in class.
Fidget Spinner Of Some Kind?
This is so weird. Thanks to the massive popularity of the fidget spinner, there's now the Pop It Pal. It's like popping zits, except it's not that gross. This next-generation solution for people for who love the gooey stuff is a silicon slab with 15 pimples you can squeeze.
Actually Though
Has this ever happened to you before? Was it weird? This does sound weird, but at least somebody was nice enough to offer the toothbrush. If anything, there's gotta be more than one lying around.
Gone Too Far
Talk about pushing boundaries. It's one thing for someone to go above and beyond on free Slurpee day, but this is too much. Someone actually took a kiddie pool to get their sugar rush on. This guy is going to have a sugar-crash harder than someone passing out after drinking 10 beers.
Trying To Fit In At Starbucks
When you find free WiFi, there's a good chance you're setting up shop for a while. This guy was gifted the WiFi password and decided to bring his whole setup from home to cram for his final exams. Once you move from the small screen to the desktop, there's no going back.
Bad Watermelon!
Man, my generation was not badass enough. Apparently, if you bring a watermelon to school, it's the one who gets in trouble, not the student. Something like this will boggle anyone's mind.
Move Over, Bath Bombs
Bath bombs are interesting, but this is just weird. These girls mocked the bath bomb game with creating their own using KD. Quite frankly, this won't bring the boys to the yard, even if it isn't a milkshake. Oh well, their attempt at being hot is rather strange, to be honest.
What A WiseCracker
That environmentally-friendly car is going to be so mad. Although, you can't blame this person for having a sense of humor. Not only that, but once the parking police see this, they're going to give the person a ticket. Clearly, the long arm of the law has no sense of humor.
Following The Boss's Orders
Hey, it was the boss's orders, so I made the sign. They're going think twice as to why they hired you. Honestly, if I'm the boss, I'd be in hysterics. I'd jokingly tell the employee they're getting a raise for being so clever, then hand them a ladder to raise themselves up to change the sign.
Doesn't Obey Signs
Thanks to this, common sense has been thrown out the window. It's not that hard to read a sign and follow some simple instructions. Unfortunately, this girl had to be funny. It won't be funny if the grass was covered in poison ivy. That would be an ugly ending.
We're So Screwed Now
Use whichever you want to first. We don't need environmental stickers telling us which roll to use, and people won't even bother to read what's on there. Great, now we have to flip a coin just to decide which roll we can use before someone says differently.
