It’s Time To Accept That We’ve Finally Reached Peak Perfection And The Only Place To Go Is Down

Never Paying For $400 Popcorn Again

Are you sick and tired of having to re-mortgage your house just to get popcorn at the movie theater? Don’t even get me started on the price of those hot dog-candy combos either. This is the peak of her teenagehood because she can be perpetually pregnant and get to complain and binge on everything, but only at the movie theater.