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Drinking in public should be more widely accepted, similar to Amsterdam or Germany. Unfortunately, America has archaic laws on drinking that makes stepping foot in public with open alcohol basically a life sentence in jail. So, until we see more relaxed laws I guess we’re just going to have to drink lots of Coca-Cola, right?