It’s Time To Accept That We’ve Finally Reached Peak Perfection And The Only Place To Go Is Down

Gourmet Shmourmet

When you get to eat KFC on a plate, your life has absolutely peaked. Gourmet, like the happiness of the blind dog, is just a state of mind. If you want to eat KFC on a square plate with expensive cutlery you do just that. Honestly, food tastes ten times better when you don’t have to re-mortgage your house for a french fry.