It’s Time To Accept That We’ve Finally Reached Peak Perfection And The Only Place To Go Is Down

Not Your Greatest, Not Your Greatest

This is actually a very smart move. Look, flowers are very nice and all but let’s be honest, they don’t do anything. At least with asparagus, you can make an outstandingly healthy meal out of it. This dad was thinking long term and wants to ensure that his wife is as healthy as she can possibly be.