Explanations Of The Human Experience That Are Too Hilariously Accurate
Being an individual can feel incredibly lonely and isolating at times, so it makes sense that we enjoy learning that we are similar to people around us in many ways. Talking about the shared elements of the human experience help to unite us with those around us in a very beautiful way.
Some people, however, have found hilarious ways to discuss everyday things we go through that might seem like unique experiences but are pretty universal.
This Is So Relatable It Hurts
Never the invited, always the tag along. No one was hyped to see that you were going to be at the party despite not minding your presence, and they might hold a short conversation with you before moving on to the people they actually want to talk to.
This Is A Whole Mood
Of course, instead of just biting the bullet and getting up to empty your bladder and returning quickly, you have to lie there angry about the situation for 10-20 minutes first.
Does Anyone Actually Blow? Asking For A Friend
If you actually wait, lightly blow on your hot food, and then proceed to eat your food when it's a reasonable temperature, you have a godly level of patience and self-control.
We've All Been There
Sometimes life complicates itself and forces us to take on a bunch of unexpected work that puts us behind. Sometimes we spend the whole week looking at Baby Yoda memes and realize we're screwed on Friday.
They Can't Get Me If I'm Under The Blankets
Do demons really appear behind me the second I turn off the lights? I don't know, but I'm not going to test it out to see if it's true or not.
Hey, Do You Mind If I Borrow That Forever?
It's all fun and games until you accidentally pick up one of your friend's really weird and annoying catchphrases by osmosis and then you accidentally say it in a work meeting.
I Have So Many Regrets
I don't know who I think I am when I walk around the grocery store telling myself that I'll eat celery if I want a snack during the week. Who am I trying to fool?
Low Iron Gang Rise Up! *Slowly*
One of my important daily activities is standing up too quickly from a lying down or sitting position and feeling so dizzy and disoriented that I need to immediately lie down to avoid collapsing.
Yes, I Am Deep In Thought?
If you ever think I'm deep in thought, I can assure you that my two brain cells are chatting about something stupid or a funny video my friend sent me earlier.
I Will Never Remember Your Name When We're Introduced
If I was a better person, I would make a more conscious effort to remember names, but instead, I panic three months into knowing someone and have to resort to tricking them into saying their name again.
Gendered Parenting Styles
Mom's will hold up their infant and talk about how sweet and affectionate their children are while dads will say, "Hold up, look at how stupid he looks when you squish his cheeks!"
Haha! Comedy!
Am I able to come up with something funny on my own? No, I'm an idiot. However, I am great at tagging my one friend in funny memes, which means I am a comedy genius.
Nothing Like Absolving Yourself From The Blame Of Your Own Mistakes
Why would I take the fall for breaking the work coffee maker when I could wait for the next person to use it to notice something is wrong and instead deal with the repercussions of my actions?
Get On My Level!
Oh, you called your ex while drunk and pissed off your current significant other? Grow up, I did that last month totally sober at 4:30 in the afternoon on a Tuesday.
We Are Not The Same
Whenever people talk about how they just needed a self-care vacation so they booked flights, I think about how I self-care by taking on more work and stress so I can pay my rent.
Sad, But Make It Festive
'Tis the season to feel the exact same way you felt a few months ago, only now it's acceptable to listen to Mariah Carey and Michael Bublé while tears drip into your eggnog.
Does Anyone Actually Know How To Fold A Fitted Sheet?
About five different people have tried to give me in-depth instructions on how to "properly" fold a fitted sheet, but I feel like we all just try our best and then hide the horrendous result.
Have Boomers Ever Heard Of Punctuation?
Boomers probably sit there, typing out their text message using their one index finger to hit all the letters on the keyboard and think, what is the most ominous and unclear way I can end a message...
Oops, My Bad!
Listen, babe: the night started out with the intention to only have a couple of drinks and head home early, but life is a journey, and sometimes you just need to let it take you wherever the guys are going.
Blame My Parents For These Genetics
I have been told that I have a resting sad face, so I would like to reach out to the resting angry face, resting worried face, and resting stressed face people to say: I feel you.
This Man Is A Genius. He's Living in 2050
This man brings up so many good points. It's a win-win situation: he gets a lot of matches and has a higher chance at finding love while everyone else doesn't have to do any work! I see no flaws!
No, I Will Not Be Ordering The Special
Am I an adult? Yes. Am I still going to order the tossed chicken tenders with fries every time? Also, yes. Am I too awkward to tell the waiter that he doesn't need to describe the special in detail? You betcha!
Men Taking Photos Is A Mess
Wives and girlfriends will do their absolute most to make sure their man looks good in photos they post, whereas men post photos of their girl drooling in her sleep.
The Worst Feeling In The World
It's one thing to know that you didn't do well on a test. It's another thing entirely to know that you were objectively the worst in your class. The worst is that everyone thinks your score is hilariously low. Brb while I drop out.
Body Positivity For Everyone But Me!
I can see any other person on this planet and have nothing negative to say about their appearance and then I see my reflection and immediately think, I am God's mistake.
The Duality Of Man
I have to retain all the control in every situation I ever enter but also I get very stressed out about being in control because I don't like the responsibility involved. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
Look At Me, BooBoo The Fool
You know, maybe one day I will learn how to stop romanticizing the notion that a person who mistreats me will eventually realize that I am a great person worthy of love and respect, but today is not that day!
Thicc Bois In The Building Yell "Meow!"
Cats do a grand total of four things: they knock items off the counter, they scream for attention, they get angry when they get attention, and they constantly try to get food. That's it.
Subtitles Ruin The Movie Experience: Change My Mind
I know that since I have excellent hearing that I could just focus on the visual action occurring on screen, but instead I must stare at the words and miss everything else.
He Raises Some Points About Hypocrisy
"Mom, you told me that you wanted me to live more like Jesus did, so I am following your orders. That's why I filled all the water glasses with wine as well. Pass the potatoes, please."
