Drunk People Who Hilariously Lived By The Motto “Black Out Or Back Out”

“That’s Hot” – Paris Hilton

There’s the level of drunk where you start adding weird inanimate objects to your head, then there’s the level of drunk where you light those inanimate objects on fire. It’s never smart to turn a Coors Light case into a convection oven if you’re interested at all in having hair. My thoughts are with this fellas brain cells.

What’s the weirdest drunk text you’ve ever sent? 100% not even close to this girl’s attempt to flirt with an entire airport. That’s just ahead.