Drunk People Who Hilariously Lived By The Motto “Black Out Or Back Out”

“We Neeeeeed To Go”

There’s probably no drunk story better than this guy, who woke up from a blackout in a bus stop with a fox basically trying to size him up. This fox is every friend at the bar who’s too sober to have any fun so they just nag you about leaving every four seconds. This is the same friend that ALWAYS wins that argument because they just keep describing how warm and delicious late night drunk pizza would be.

Coming up, this person tries their luck at a foolproof attempt at not allowing themselves to drunk text.