At Least They Tried, But Honestly, These Inventors Need To Stick To Their Day Jobs
Instant Red Flag

Now that it’s 2018 and everyone is super offended by everything, I think it’s time that we start thinking ahead. Having to touch someone’s clammy hands is actually something to be offended by, which is why these handerpants are a really great idea. Don’t let your palms be nude during 2018.