At Least They Tried, But Honestly, These Inventors Need To Stick To Their Day Jobs

Wait, What? No

This is a convenient innovation that really goes without saying. It’s always very annoying when you’re at work and have to abruptly wipe your nose in front of your boss. This, uh, hat allows toilet paper to be at your disposal for 24 hours a day to ensure that you are as productive as you can possibly be.