At Least They Tried, But Honestly, These Inventors Need To Stick To Their Day Jobs

Okay, So This Is So Gross

Do you want a legitimate excuse to not show up to school or work the next day? Perfect! All you’ll have to do is swipe your finger across this sweaty looking formaldehyde-infested chicken product and then place that finger gently on your tongue. Your body will instantly shut down and you’ll be dead.