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Always Call Dick Cheney, Always

When you have a problem with something, often times the answer can come from individuals you didn’t think would have the answer. For instance, if your pizza has taken longer than 24 minutes don’t call the pizza place, call the police. Have them arrested and get the police to deliver the pizza in a more timely fashion (which they will do).