A Fulfilled Life Is Just A Combination Of Hilarious Little Victories

Sophie’s Choice

This is like when you go off the board to find a way out of plans you made three months prior. There’s no way to get out of going to Aunt Debra’s friend’s cousin’s nephew’s choir practice because you already promised her about 10 times, so all bets are off on excuses. You have to go off the wall and get creative with it by saying things like, ” I have to take my dog to the nail salon, it’s urgent.”