A Fulfilled Life Is Just A Combination Of Hilarious Little Victories

Oh, The Irony

This is obvious, yet I appreciate the play on the fact that the paddle boat probably has a top speed of 1 mph, but Usain Bolt has a top speed of 27.8 mph. That makes Bolt faster than a cheetah, believe it or not. Just kidding, he’s still about 40 mph slower than a cheetah at top speed, but at least he’s in the conversation.