20 Of The Absolute Worst People You Can Sit Near On An Airplane

Well That’s Bizarre

Look, turkeys have things to do and places to be just like the rest of us. I know what you’re thinking, “why doesn’t he just fly himself?” and that’s because THEY CAN’T FLY. It’s nearing Thanksgiving and this guy wants nothing to do with the traumatizing holiday, so he’s taking his business to Canada, and it’s hard to blame him.