Sorry, But Millennials Just Aren’t Buying These TV Tropes Anymore

Everyone Magically Has Time For A Full Breakfast

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Who are these families that can get up and be ready in time for breakfast? Is the mom up at 4 AM prepping bacon and eggs? What is the shower schedule in a house with five people?

And then after all that work, the dad always runs by an entire breakfast buffet and only grabs a piece of toast.