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Louis C.K. on Being Broke

“You have insufficient funds, the banks says. Yeah, I agree with that,” he says in his comedy act. “I’m not being broke to [explentive] with you. I’m not trying to be an [expletive], I’m just broke. They charge me $15 for only having $20!”

“You ever have negative funds? I got to raise money to be broke. I wish I had nothing!” he goes on. “When you are rich the bank pays you to be rich. If you have a lot of money they give you money. I live in New York and you can’t get along with no money in New York. I have to put a foot in my tub to use the toilet! This place is so tiny.”